第八三九章 又见罗双飞(1 / 2)

飞天 跃千愁 1792 字 2022-08-05

“……”云知秋表情有点精彩,愣了好一会儿才指尖一戳云若双脑门,笑咯咯道:“双儿,大姐跟你没仇吧?胡说八道什么呢!”

云若双信誓旦旦道:“大姐,我没胡说八道,姐夫不但扒光了我的衣服,还在我身上到处乱摸,我当时死的心都有了,不信你找姐夫当面来对质。”

这下云知秋笑不出来了,俏脸渐渐沉下,霍然起身扔下一句话,“等着!”

到了外面,随便使唤了一人,“去把宫主叫来。”

没多久苗毅回到新房,见云若双坐在桌旁低个脑袋,而夫人云知秋则负手站在窗边背对,呵呵笑道:“怎么了?你们姐妹吵架了?”

气白了一张脸的云知秋扭头看来,转身坐回了原位,冷冷道:“你对双儿干过什么好事?”

“什么什么好事?”苗毅走来也坐在了桌旁,一脸奇怪道:“你们两个这是怎么了?”

砰!云知秋一巴掌拍在桌上,“姓苗的少在这里装糊涂,你是不是非礼过双儿?”

苗毅吃惊的嘴巴能塞进一个拳头,“我非礼她,你开什么玩笑?我总共和她才见过两次,到哪非礼她去。”

瞧她不像是说假,云知秋脸色稍缓,其实她心中多少也有点疑惑,看向另一位,“双儿,人我可是叫来了,有些话不能乱说,得说清楚才行。”

云若双嘟囔道:“他就是非礼过我,脱光了我衣服。还在我身上到处乱摸。”

“什么什么?”苗毅差点蹦了起来,有点急眼了,指着她。“我跟你没仇吧,不带这样冤枉的,我非礼你?你不非礼我都是好的。”

他还记得在风云客栈时的情形,这女人没事就朝自己的大胸脯一指,他躲都来不及。

“等着!”云若双扔下一句话跑了。

俩夫妻面面相觑,云知秋道:“牛二,究竟什么情况老老实实说出来。不要隐瞒,老实交代我还能原谅,若是骗我就别怪我不客气了。”

苗毅好气又好笑道:“你们俩姐妹有病吧!没有的事我交代什么?我说你们两个不会是故意设套耍我玩吧?”

云知秋肚子里也嘀咕。她对苗毅多少有些了解,看起来不像是说谎的样子,难道真是那丫头故意开玩笑?

没一会儿,云若双又回来了。俩夫妻扭头看去。齐齐愣住。

来者是云若双,又不是云若双,已经变得浓眉大眼,两条浓浓斜飞的飞眉下一双清澈明亮的大眼睛,白皙娇嫩的脸颊上长了颗大黑痣,痣上还长两根毛,一脸的好皮肤,却长了一脸的络腮胡须。

见到两人傻眼。咧出一口整齐贝齿嘿嘿一笑,一口貌似烟熏的大黄牙。那一双大眼睛笑得如一抹弯月般动人。

“罗双飞!”苗毅有点惊喜,又有点眼花,那脸是罗双飞的脸,脖子以下却成了女人,怒耸的胸脯,蛮腰裙子,还有女人的发型都没变,不禁快步走到她面前转了两圈,不断上下审视,“你真的是罗双飞?”

“原来你还记得我啊!我还以为你早就忘了我。”云若双顿时开心了,笑嘻嘻道:“姐夫,你敢说你没扒光过我衣服,没在我身上乱摸过?”

“……”苗毅瞬间瞠目结舌,指着她胸脯,“可…”

啪!走过来的云知秋一把打掉了他乱指的手,狐疑道:“你们两个什么情况?”

云若双笑嘻嘻道:“姐夫,男子汉大丈夫敢做不敢当啊!”

苗毅一把抓住了老婆的胳膊,哭笑不得道:“我真的冤枉啊!他如果真是我认识的那个人,我承认我的确扒光过她的衣服,可她当时明明是个男人,对了…”扭头又指了指云若双怒耸的胸脯,还有胯下部位,“你就算是女扮男装,这些是怎么做到的?当时趴了你衣服明明男人该有的东西都有…”

啪!云知秋又一把打开了他乱指的手,“牛二,你如果知道她是男人,为什么还扒光她的衣服,你不会好男风那么恶心的事吧?或是说你其实本就知道她是女扮男装。”

苗毅大喊冤枉,“我当时才白莲境界的修为,还在东来洞做洞主,一次远行时,遇上她率领一伙土匪打劫,还朝我下毒,若不是我有几分能耐,怕是已经死在了她的手上,我当时扒她衣服只是搜查,没别的意思,可她当时真的是男人,胸部是肌肉,下面男人的东西也有,怎么可能是女人?”

这样一说,云知秋就明白了,魔道的这些把戏她也会,上前一把拧住了云若双的耳朵,“丫头,你捣什么乱?”

她之前真被吓了一跳,还以为苗毅跟自己妹妹有一腿,原来是这样。

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